ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it
love u sexy bitch
love u sexy bitch
girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
by mckennaande April 21, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.
by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020
Get the ethanmug. A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.
by Goon Rat February 28, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Is a boy who is hot ,kind hearted, fit asfff well natured and is amazing he tends to really be passionate about his hobbies n loves cuddles .He is an amazing guy
P.f :)
P.f :)
U are a Ethan
by Piooo November 1, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox
by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. "Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."
by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018
Get the ethanmug.