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Ethan

Ethan is a mother fucker
by Yeetoesmycheetoes October 14, 2019
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The kind of friend any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a friend can be.
"Wow Ethan is such a queen"
by Looouuuuzzzeerrr May 22, 2018
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His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth
"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."
by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018
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The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020
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A person that is often very stupid and retarded
I hate Ethan he's so retarded
by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020
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The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel
Hey man wanna invite a friend over

You:who?

Friend: oh a friend named Ethan

You: Oh uh never mind
by Dwite Halbert February 21, 2020
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A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.
Oooh look at that ethan, I want to be just like him!
by Goon Rat February 28, 2020
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