He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.
by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020
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by Goon Rat February 28, 2020
Get the Ethan mug.An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox
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by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018
Get the Ethan mug.Get the Ethan mug.Ethan is a type of guy who seems quiet and possibly the jerk/douche type but once you grow a friendship with him he begins to reveal his true colors. He has a great sense of humor, typically the athletic type and just someone you would want to be around. Ethan just has the calming type of personality that just makes you feel happy to be alive you know? Once you begin to fall for him it becomes difficult to fall out of those emotions because the more you look at him you can pick out more things you like about him. Even if some may say he is not that attractive his personality with increase that attraction towards him and hell you are lucky if you get yourself a Ethan in your life or have one that loves you <3
Girl 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems so mysterious.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.
by BaconandCheese October 26, 2017
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