Empty invitations

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.

My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

empty theatrics

bunk, nonesense

that is an empty theatrics = that is a nonesense

by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021

Empty

Empty is the feeling you can not decribe

Empty is when you feel lonely around your friends, family and lovers
Empty is when you cry with no tears
Empty is your soul

Empty :"ME"

by Findmeagain November 21, 2021

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.

Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

by Naxzed May 26, 2019

empty sack of skin

noun phrase

When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.

The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.

"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."

by TheThirdJack October 4, 2021

Empty Tube

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.

are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?

by Pattybasc February 28, 2018