emotional support animal

A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.

Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane

Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.

Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?

Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.

by Chad Brylo January 29, 2018

emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

by deb101deb June 24, 2009

Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

emotine

an emotine is an emo valentine, some one who is sad on valentines day

emo valentine, sad lonely and broken hearted person who wants a valentine but doesn't have one so to your group of friends we are emotines

by Brittanie February 10, 2006

Emotional-vampire

1). Someone who is addicted to giving or having emotional pain.

2). Someone who becomes happy from another persons pain.

3). Malice

He is an emotional-vampire, always mentally beating people down.

by realityempty January 2, 2012

emotional sabotage

When one is deeply connected with an expectation, and then another party involved maliciously harms every aspect of the individuals feelings attached with the matter at hand. For the individual, this results in a complete disappointment and at this time the individual is forced to the edge of an emotional breakdown, in which suicide and/or homicide is at least briefly contemplated.

Ernesto went with his classmates to In N Out burger and felt compassionately about the female taking his order. His classmates proceded to convince Ernesto that this female was checking him out in an interested manner. Ernesto, whom is unprepared for this, is feeling extremely excited over the matter. With encouraged intentions, he builds up the confidence to open his heart and speak to the female romantically. However; to his heart breaking surprise, he is dramatically turned down and disrespected by the female, whom at this point has no regards for his feelings or more so, his existence. Ernesto's classmates set him up in an emotional sabotage.

by RobertNewton June 15, 2012

Emptiness

Emptiness is the feeling of nothing. You can fake it for others, but you really dont care at all. You are really an asshole if you want to be one. You may seem good enough, but you feel like you were born without a heart. If you feel empty, you probably are very depressed and feel like you are worth nothing.

"How are you doing lily(The retarded therapist ?).... "Oh I feel empty, which is the feeling of an emptiness in my heart with no feeling."

by FUCK YOU AYDEN November 20, 2019