dumplings

another one of the few perfect ways of describing someones testicles
Yes, they look like dumplings anyway and they feel like dumplings, why not suck em bitch?

I kicked him so hard in the dumplings he started bleeding.

by Factomatics October 15, 2022

Duolingo

An evil bird that takes your family hostage when you forget to do your lessons, I can't say no more or he will know......

Hey can you hang out after school today?
Can't duolingo has my parents trapped in area 51, I gotta do my spanish lesson first

by ElectricPhoenix99 September 21, 2022

Duolingo

An owl who has done multiple crimes because of people not learning Spanish... LOOK BEHIND YOU

Duo does this: Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, "Yourfamilygon"
HE KIDNAPS OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gender of Duo (Duolingo): Male

Duo (Duolingo): Did you learn a new language?
Thanos: Sí.
Duo (Duolingo): What did it cost?
Thanos: Mi Familia.

by hypergamersyt January 27, 2023

Duolingo

Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----

Wait

What was that...

Oh no...

WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------

"Duolingo is after my family"

by The_real_Duolingo February 15, 2023

Dumpling

shanell is a dumpling

dumpling ass bitch

by shanellthedumpling March 5, 2023

Duping

Duplicating / copying in online gaming multiplayer. Most popular in GTA5.
Other players online use this cheating method to copy / trade other online players' vehicles without using GTA$ bucks.
Please be aware Rockstar bans accounts who catch players that use this duping methods.

Sweet ride bro! Let me do some duping on that Biotch !

by navyblue007 March 13, 2023

Duolingo

The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.

The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.

If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.

there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl

-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*

-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*

by shrekussy March 28, 2023