1-To violate a bathroom by taking a messy, smelly, or downright offensive dump without the prior knowledge or consent of the owner, then leaving.
2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.
*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.
2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.
*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.
1- "So then he says 'it's getting late I'd better go home' and leaves. After he was gone I noticed the toxic fumes and realized I'd been dump raped again!"
2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."
2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."
by ookie badookie March 11, 2012
Get the dump rapemug. What feels like sharp poop inside your intestinal tract. Typically right before your bowel movement.
-Dude! I really have to get home! This Dagger dump is prairie dogging and it hurts like hell!
~Okay man I'm gonna go 75 in this 45, we'll be home soon.
~Okay man I'm gonna go 75 in this 45, we'll be home soon.
by sharp poo22 May 30, 2009
Get the Dagger Dumpmug. by Marfamcfab April 19, 2020
Get the Dump cloudmug. A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.
Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."
Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."
Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
by greatgazoo March 12, 2013
Get the Dutch Dumpmug. by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016
Get the Procrastination dumpmug. When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.
by Moester909 March 27, 2009
Get the mutated dumpmug. Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.
by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011
Get the Stoner Dumpmug.