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Punch a bus driver

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"
by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016
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Mark the bus driver

Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.

Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.

Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,

bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.

Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.

Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
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Can am drivers

Can am drivers have absolute donkey dick and pull a insane amount of bitches on the daily -big d double c
by Big D double C May 23, 2022
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Ginger Bus Driver

It’s hard to describe the ginger bus driver, he’s just there. Not emo but just there.

Nobody has ever heard him speak apart from when he shouts at year 7s to sit down, he’s a real misery of a man

( if that’s what you can call him)

Did I mention that he’s an absolute unit of an alpha male, he began the species many years ago of ginger bus drivers
“ Have you had the ginger bus driver yet?”

“ No, he looks nice”

*Stands up for one millisecond*

Ginger bus driver- “FIND A SEAT“

“FIND A SEAT” ~ Ginger bus driver 2022
by Word_master_1 November 1, 2022
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Number 2 driver

Formula 1 drivers that have okay pace but are great at defending. They are always paired with a dominant driver—which when given a good car, they always come second place to.
Number 2 Driver ‘s

Valterri Bottas to Lewis Hamilton. Checo Perez to Max Verstappen. Esteban Ocon to Fernando Alonso🦁
by jensonsbuttons March 28, 2023
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Bus Driver Tits

Saggy, flat, long breasts often found on elderly bus drivers (male and female)
Holy shit, look at those saggy bus driver tits on Jennifer!
by Skeetzzz October 17, 2008
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backseat driver

a sex position involving three people, usually two male and one female. one man enters the girl from behind; she is on her hands and knees. this man holds her hair and controls her head on the third person, who receives oral sex.
Let's just say we were drunk, we ran into her ex, and I was the backseat driver.
by 99escapee January 5, 2011
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