Dork's Opinion

Complete and utter trash

Person 1: Did you know dork said cinnamon toast crunch is better than krave
Person 2: Doesnt Matter because that's Dork's Opinion, its completely useless

by Not Eric Luong November 12, 2020

diddle dork

A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.

That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”

by Elmo smoot March 04, 2018

chatter dorks

People who join chat rooms and chat about the stupidest shit ever.

Oh god, there are so many chatter dorks in this room tonight. I need to get a life.

by gobbledegook September 21, 2007

Dork Circle

When a group of unattractive dorks trap and surround one really hot girl. Each dork will try to look cool by posing or trying to talk cool because they know they have no real shot at getting her.

David: Did you ask that girl out?

Kyle: No, she was trapped in a dork circle, the last thing she wanted was another guy trying to make advances on her.

by thebottombitch April 20, 2011

dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011

Dork Stamp

When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.

"You'll get a dork stamp if you aren't ready for the recoil."

by slickity doo dah March 21, 2023

dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 10, 2019