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Dookie Slob

The act of taking ur own feces and molding it around your own penis as a cast. After waiting for it to dry around your penis, you receive oral sex and the giver sucks the poop off ur cock
Brian: Yo you heard grace gives good Dookie Slob
Sam: yeah I’m tryna find out
by No Thots please November 6, 2020
mugGet the Dookie Slobmug.

dooky juke

A dance in which you move your pelvis giving the impression you're shaking a terd out of your ass.
Brother 1. Damn man you see that bitch over there?

Brother 2. Nah what's she doing?

Brother 1. Looks like she shakin doo doo out her ass.

Brother 2. She's doin the dooky juke!
by BootyKrumper June 28, 2017
mugGet the dooky jukemug.

dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022
mugGet the dookie midgetmug.

Dookie Dick

Target male audience for AIDS/ HIV medication
Them Dookie Dicks are at it again!
by Obvious observation December 6, 2022
mugGet the Dookie Dickmug.

dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.
"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!
by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016
mugGet the dookie squaresmug.

Hock a Dookie

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.
by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022
mugGet the Hock a Dookiemug.

Hock a dookie

Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.

Hock a dookie
by wolddir January 21, 2022
mugGet the Hock a dookiemug.

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