Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."

by dferrari January 29, 2012

winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle

contrary to the use of winky and dink this is not profanity. nor does it refer to body parts of any sort.

winky-dink-a-dinky-doodle is a representation of sounds that one can use to apply to any form of music or song where the lyrics have been forgotten.

or simply when one is singing along to an instrument part.

this phrase is particularly useful in the fine art of home butchered Jazz and Ragtime. Ragtime is probably its oldest living relative.

he'd forgotten the most of the words, so he sang

"oh baby, we're gonna wink this winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle"

(instead of "oh baby wer'e gonna shake this city with power metal!")

by Eric C. Harrison November 2, 2007

golden doodle

A cross between a Golden Retreiver and a Poodle, the Golden Doodle is often the beneficent of abuse.

Kate, are you abusing your Golden Doodle?

by Ben Webster February 9, 2004

Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.

"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"

by Confooshus October 11, 2017

dongle

A short adaptor cable to convert between different plug conventions.

Dang, I lost the dongle to connect the DVI out to the VGA projector.

by not-just-yeti February 3, 2004

Snicker Doodle

Taking a snickers chocolate bar, putting it into the microwave for 2 minutes melting it, and then inserting it into a girls ass.

ewwww, gross, look at that snicker doodle.

by Rlvers February 21, 2011

Doodle runchkin

the smell of your anal sphincter after high erotic anal sex.

Dude that was some great anal sex but now my doodle runchkin is terrible.

by Queef licker October 28, 2009