Squiggly Dong

The third private part on a transgender person(aka a trisexual)...DUH!

He says he's trisexual...so he obviously has a penis, a vagina, and a Squiggly Dong

by thenuggetmaster1111 September 30, 2010

dong-gone

Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.

Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.

by sue April 25, 2005

MK Dongs

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.

The MK Dongs do not have many fans

by AFCW June 2, 2004

choco dong

often used as an insult towards jags mum

jags mum sucked my choco dong all night long

by jagsmumlovesmydick December 16, 2008

my dong

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.

Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!

by my dong May 29, 2016

dong

a mix between dosh & wong (money)

"hold up i forgot my dong at my manor"

by Mena Iainttellinu October 8, 2003

ding dong

1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron

1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.

by ananomus January 22, 2005