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belt dong

the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.
"Dude! Put your dick away...oh nevermind, its just your belt dong."
mugGet the belt dongmug.

schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.
She said i have a schlong dong!
by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
mugGet the schlong dongmug.

MK Dongs

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.
The MK Dongs do not have many fans
by AFCW June 2, 2004
mugGet the MK Dongsmug.

choco dong

often used as an insult towards jags mum
jags mum sucked my choco dong all night long
by jagsmumlovesmydick December 16, 2008
mugGet the choco dongmug.

my dong

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.
Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!
by my dong May 29, 2016
mugGet the my dongmug.

dong

a mix between dosh & wong (money)
"hold up i forgot my dong at my manor"
by Mena Iainttellinu October 8, 2003
mugGet the dongmug.

ding dong

1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron
1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.
by ananomus January 22, 2005
mugGet the ding dongmug.

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