doinkie

A sausage or other phalic shaped food

'ma ma' s cookin doinkies the night'

by MaccieD May 30, 2018

Doink

A way of life

I’m gonna doink you in the mouth- Greg H.

by Doink Daddy June 19, 2018

Doink

A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.

My doink is huge!

by Kariaze June 20, 2018

DRINKSTURBATE

Drinking by yourself and having too much fun.

I like to drinksturbate when my friends bail on my birthday party.

by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

Doink

Means anything, really. It could mean, smash, steal, shit, or anything.

Fuck bro I heard ryan just doinked that bitch.

by Shdbjdfj October 3, 2018

Doinkhead

Someone who lacks brain cells

Garrett Hilyer is a doinkhead

by Jasmine Acosta November 2, 2018