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ufo disease

When you run out of UFO/alien stories to tell, you simply just make up new ones. ~ Kerry Cassidy’s ex husband.
Darn I need to keep my YouTube career going or I won’t get paid. I’ve run out of stories to tell about ufo’s, so I have to make some up! Hope no one sees that I’m suffering from UFO disease
by Fly Boy 48 April 1, 2021
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Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
by Dr. N C May 24, 2013
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Pogginsin’s disease

One who has contracted Pogginsin’s disease, they will lose the ability to throw. Winning will be the only thing they know, and when attempting to throw, they will be met with a supreme sense of poggins.
Pogginsin’s disease - terminal disease caused by prolonged pogging

Yooo I tested positive for Pogginsin’s this morning bro, how am I going to throw my Overwatch placements????
by Crongulator February 27, 2021
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REDS disease

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."
by Kevin and Andrew April 8, 2010
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Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.
Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.
by sweetpotatosarah99 October 21, 2010
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fundzalow disease

"Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.
Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.

"Stop being a Jew, Ma"

"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"

"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"

"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"
by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012
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Polscher’s disease

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.
Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.
by JP’s krip February 13, 2021
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