Danger Wank

Stimulation of the male reproductive cylinder, with intent to excrete reporductive plasma, in situations involving high risk of social humiliation.

Examples of danger wank:

Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.

Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).

by Wankington March 12, 2009

Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.

Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!

by Unknown. June 22, 2004

Dange

When the moisture that perspires (or sometimes squirts) from a female's vagina, usually from stimulation, smells or tastes bad.

"I'm telling you Bro, she was such a babe, but once I went down on her, she had the nastiest case of the dange. Shit was so sour

by Dimm December 9, 2013

Denge

A describing word for something that is unpleasant or bad. Usually a smell, taste or an object. The opposite of Peng which means good or attractive. Should be said with strong vigour and purposeful delivery. Pronounced "den-j".

Adam-"who was the girl you shagged last night?" Ben-" she's called Maisie, massive chebs, but she's got a fucking Denge vagina and gives shit blow jobs"

by CharlieChebs May 14, 2014

The Dangerzone

10 minutes before the end of your shift at work. What happens in those last 10 minutes is the difference between finnishing work on time, or staying another half-an-hour.

X: "Here comes the boss..."

Y: "Well I'm not starting anything for him now, i'm in The Dangerzone..."

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

it's dangerous to go alone. take this.

From a popular video game, Legend of Mario, where Eren and Ash Ketchum goes to a park and uses the force against Dr Robotnic/Eggman and kills them with the Splash attack (using a Magicarp) which deals over 9000 damage, while Claude and Alois run around with a pink fluffy unicorn while dancing on a poop emoji.

Old Creepy Man: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Person: im 2 pro 4 dat liek im so sueper at thes game. i dont think i ned youre game bitchhhh im so pro

by A guy who submitted a word November 17, 2015

stranger danger

The old man who lurks behind computers convincing teenagers on the internet that he's only 27 and plays guitar. Also used to describe height advantages in prison.

"Man, I wish I had a strangerdanger."

"Mom, a strangerdanger tried to hit on me today :("

by Nis January 13, 2005