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Jacob Dorman

Gangster asf
Extremely right winged

Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily

Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport

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Damn that guy is a total Jacob Dorman
by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023
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Hairy Doormat

The act of rubbing someone's face into your pubic hair's.
Manny was talking mad shit, so I had to give him the hairy doormat.
by TheMonkeKing November 7, 2023
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Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.
Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.
by medium-chungus March 9, 2026
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White Dormancy

White Dormancy is a phenomenon where when there is peace in a society of Caucasian people, they “settle down”. All they want to do is live peacefully without conflict. After a while, the period ends when the Caucasians cannot ignore the issues that go beyond their communities, and they will do something about it
Example: the Europeans that settled in what is now New England put themselves through the Revolution, because they would not stand for the unreasonable taxes and laws England was forcing upon them. After the war ended and the people were content, they settled in a period of White Dormancy.
by MaccDiddy December 2, 2025
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Wyoming Doormat

The act of rolling up the doormat on your front porch and fucking because you no one is watching but all of your neighbors saw
Yo John I just did a Wyoming Doormat this morning.

Bro no way everyone saw you?
by You Smell69 January 2, 2026
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Dobby of Dormitory

Busybody student who oversees the maintenance of sanitation in dorm thus often gets deployed by fellow students in cleaning activities as a trump card.
Sally: Oh no, I'll be punished because my room is a total mess. What should I do?!
Julia: Ask Bianka to help you. She lets you mop the floor and scour the toilet with her hair!!
Bianka: That's right because I'm the Dobby of Dormitory after all.
by Lady Slophead January 14, 2019
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The Grove Dorms

The Grove is a cluster of four primarily freshman-designated dorms at Grand Canyon University. The Grove has never had one night of peace between the late night gatherings in the field, the constant fire alarms being set off, the parties and the students’ tendency to howl out their windows at night. The Grove Dorms are much fancier than your average dorm room, which would make more sense housing adults as nice studio apartments than college freshman.

Each dorm in The Grove had a reputation that somehow its residents always tend to embody.

Acacia (aka VapeCacia)
Juniper (aka JunipNerd)
Ironwood (aka IronHood)

and Willow (aka WillHoe)
Guy #1: where are you living this year?

Guy #2: i’ll be in the grove dorms on 2nd floor of ironwood
Guy #1: right on! i’m in the grove dorms too, willow 6th!

Guy #2: i better be invited to those parties then

Guy #1: did you see the lopes barstool post about the guy in acacia who thought it had no roof?

Guy #2: VapeCacia is full of air heads😅the grove dorms stereotypes are never wrong
by insecureitalian October 31, 2021
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