by Christina.b August 31, 2021
Get the Deer legsmug. In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt
Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler
Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler
Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 1, 2021
Get the Deer huntermug. The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
by dykefather September 20, 2021
Get the Not Deermug. Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
by tian647 August 28, 2013
Get the petting the deermug. The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.
"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."
"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."
by J. Grizzle November 10, 2013
Get the calling the deermug. A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it
by D-Llamas June 11, 2011
Get the Parkin Deermug. by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017
Get the Deer childmug.