Upper Deck

The term coined off the method of putting a rooster in the upper lip so the user does not have to spit.

Freddy 5 Fingers: "Holy shit, your girlfriend is coming over, she'll kill you if she knows you are dipping."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."

by neegslayer6k August 17, 2010

Stain the Deck

The act of releasing one's man seed onto a female's back after intercourse.

The best way to finish doggy-style is to stain the deck.

by Pistale July 28, 2010

poop deck

a phrase used by Mr. Krabs in Spongebob Squarepants to talk about his butt.

Mr. Krabs: "Fire on the poop deck!"
Patrick and Spongebob: "FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!"

by quite offended March 18, 2017

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

top deck

Another term for a person who's race is a mix of white and black; 1 parent is white, 1 parent is black. this word was founded after the chocolate top deck; white and black.

Ben is a top deck, he'll steal a car but then he'll return it.

by mc mickey December 18, 2005

Hit the Deck

To get high or stoned, by smoking marijuana.

'Hey Man, are we going to hit the deck tonight?'

'I Hit the Deck hard last night!'

by Mary Jay Wana March 7, 2009

Get Decked

When you get pwned so hard it hurts your balls.

Trent: I failed the math test.
Andrew: Get decked.

by Jesus Crist March 16, 2012