Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010

cusk

in replacement for the word "fuck". When you are in a situation where the word fuck would be innapropriate, the word CUSK is used. Dont use this word if youre trying to be a hard ass or if your talkin shit...cause you'll sound like a dumbass. ... can also be used with the word "coosy" which is slang for pussy.

"Man cusk you" ... "Cusk this stupid ass homework" ..."Cusk you Coosy"

by Dmilla November 17, 2005

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005

cusk

A screwup of suck. Akin to a crusty suckishness beyond all compare.

Man, your car sure does cusk.

by Chronomaster K September 29, 2005

cuckoo clock

When a man is having sex with a trach hole in a person's neck, deep enough to reappear through the mouth or other facial orifice, ejaculating at the top of the hour.

Noting the time, John skipped the Cincinnati Bow Tie and went straight for a cuckoo clock to commemorate the strike of midnight on New Year's Eve.

by cuckoo for cocoa puffs ! June 13, 2009

Customerising

The process of taking a written passage and editing it to be acceptable for sending to customers.

"Thankyou for your comprehensive engineering report. I will spend tomorrow customerising it before forwarding it externally"

by CraigBrianYoung October 13, 2008

Cuckooglies

Breasts that are easily seen through shirts, typically on women who don't realize that they are wearing a shirt that leaves little to the imagination in the breastal area. Cuckooglies can be any size and are never illusive, you only need to be aware and they will appear to even the simplest of peeps.

Laurence: Yo check out that chick.

Humphrey: Which one?

Laurence: The one with the cuckooglies dribbling all over the court!

Humphrey: Oh! Bro she is super sick lets drop the howdy bomb on her and see where it takes us?

by Rannan February 4, 2010