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Poetic Cussing

The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.
Poetic Cussing - The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.

Example:

“Swear”

Written by Psalmist

A day can suck.

A day can blow.

It can go to hell

or go to shit.

You can screw it

— you can fuck it.

It can be damned like a soul.

It may kiss your ass, if you give it permission.

Or fuck you in the same ass once it’s been presented.

It can shit on you,

piss on you;

a day can be a bitch.

When you think about it, a day can be all kinds of expletives.

A day can be pretty damn insensitive,

perverse, uncouth, reprehensible,

lascivious, immoral, without principal,

improper, indiscreet, a libertine,

vulgar, crude, ribald, lewd, deranged.

A day can be all of these things.

But just you wait, because tomorrow,

I swear,

it could be inexplicably chaste.

All credit is given to the person who wrote it and I do not claim that I wrote the poem.
by Vonicity May 7, 2020
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Cole Custard

Race car driver for Stewart-Haas Racing
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chocolate whoopee-cushion

Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.
"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"
by Rs86 February 2, 2010
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Stinky Seat Cushion

1. To borrow your friends car and drive it naked

2. To borrow your friends car, lift the seat cover, take a dump on the drivers seat, and pull the seat cover back over the seat.

3. Taking a dump in another's anus
" how was Dave's car?"
" good I gave him a Stinky Seat Cushion tho"
by NFA Stove January 7, 2012
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Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.
Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?
by Captain Custard September 12, 2014
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virgo-libra cusp

The Virgo-Libra cusp is the "Cusp of Beauty." Individuals born on this cusp are kind, modest, generous, charming, dignified, and disciplined. They embody a stylized presence and often come across as flawless. At their best, a Virgo-Libra can be the embodiment of all that is good and pleasing and desirable.
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The Virgo-Libra cusp man can be extremely thoughtful and loving in a relationship. With affection and compassion, he remembers all the important dates, thinks about making his partner happy all the time, and he generally is very patient, calm, and kind
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