The Cumming of Gandalf the White

If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.

I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!

by Crotch Club December 30, 2007

Pee Cumming

The climatic feeling you get when you let go of an amazing piss that you have been holding for an extended amount of time.

Dick: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God i'm not gonna make it......

**Rushes into bathroom and doesn't care that the seat is still down**

Mom: What are you doing in there Dick?

Dick: AHHHHHHHHH PEE CUMMING!!!!

**Lights Cigar**

by gmacdaddylovalova September 2, 2012

Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

Its when you jerk off to a potato

Aaaaaaaggghhhh i just jerked off to a potato and i just did a Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum

by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022

cummers ear

sticking a man's penis into a woman's ear, and ejaculating into it. usually performed by asians.

Damn, I couldn't hear for a week after Johnny gave me cummers ear !

by yodaddyBITCH August 3, 2008

Cummy Slut

A person who loves the feeling of cum EVERYWHERE
Thinks because they get laid that theyre all that...but no...everyone knows theyre the class WHORE

Britney-Did you see Sydney's skirt?

Johanna-I did...what a cummy slut!

by BirthcontrolWoman April 1, 2009

mentally cummed

When you have been sufficienly and generously satisfied mentally. It is the zenith of mental pleasure, espcially amongst intellectuals or it can be just some funny comment or remark said or written so well that it can can make the recipients of the remark or comment say "Well that made my day"

"Man that book by Jose was so eloquent and so fantastic, it was quite stimulating and fantastic...I am mentally cummed"

"Our math teacher mentally cummed himself when he found a type in your SAT workbook"

"Network TV mentally cums on America everyday"

by Edgar Him November 12, 2007

Dry cumming

It is when you jack off and before you cum ,you squeeze your dick hard so the load does not spread anywhere. It is usually done when there are no paper tissues or you are being a lazy turd.

Oh fuck, I am out of tissues. I better use that dry cumming technique so I don't wet nana's bed.

by Chelero July 18, 2016