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Dirty Rubics Cube

a sexual practice where one folds their sexual partner into any contorted position that fits inside of a 3x5x4ft box which has its interior covered entirely in fecal matter with a hole cut into the side for the accepting hole of ones partner to receive their penis.
i twisted her up and gave her the good old dirty rubics cube
by MindAsh November 26, 2010
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cubed

Short for "to the third power."

Came from the fact that if you got all the square units from cubing a number and put them together, it would make a 3-D cube.

See also: cubed root
"Three cubed = twenty-seven."
by That Bum June 4, 2005
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cobes

dude, LAWMAN, ur the one wit the airsoft guns so don't be frontin', yo
Cobes, I get it. Like, its easier to say that the actual name and like, it sounds similar, so like people know what you're talking about, man.
by iamnowcnfsd January 5, 2005
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cubs fan

The worst fans of any sports team in the history of the world. Characterized by the ability to yell, "YAAAAAY, Cubbies!" like a 12 year old girl, and an incessant need to tell other teams' fans that they suck... even as the Cubs lose... again.

It is believed Cubs fans breathe through a particular speech process, which requires them to describe the high prices of concessions at Wrigley Field, thus announcing the great wealth they perceive themselves to possess. Social structure amongst Cubs fans is based upon the number of times an individual can appear on television; researchers believe this explains why Wrigley Field sells out and why Cubs fans always dress like New Jerseyite teenage girls at the mall. Little is known about their reproductive habits, although it is believed to involve large amounts of cheap alcohol and roofies.

There are two main varieties of Cubs fan: male and female.

The male variety is characterized as a "douche" and/or a "brah". Sometimes, he is simply referred to as an "asshole". He is easily spotted by his trucker cap (generally cocked to the side), his styled-to-look-that-way "messy" hair, flip-flops and his multiple shirts (each generally two or three sizes too small). Male Cubs fans may also "pop" their collars and may be found drinking margaritas. In their natural environment, male Cubs fans often sport barbwire tattoos on their arms; in their parlace, this is: "Fucken RAAAAAD, BRAAAH!"

The female variety of Cubs fan is characterized by a skreetchy voice, too much make-up (which will be fixed multiple times during every game, often while the Cubs are at the plate), high heels and mid-game questions such as, "Who are the Cubs playing today?" and "When do the Cubs hit again?"

Due to a fear of food and the fact they are born with a make-up brush in each hand, female Cubs fans are often visually attractive. However, potential suitors are cautioned to listen to her speak and/or count the number of labels she has prominently featured on her body or belongings as these signs often point to "high maintenance" levels far exceeding those of other "high maintenance" females.
Guy 1: "I feel sorry for the Cubs. Not only do these guys have to play for a perennial loser, they have to do it for the worst fans alive!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, Cubs fans are like a cold: they can't kill you, but when they visit they can make you wish you were dead."
by C 2 Shine N C December 9, 2008
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cube

Slang among gamers for the Nintendo's 4th video game system the Gamecube
Lets go play some cube.

That game is coming out for cube?
by foulwing October 13, 2003
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Cube

Cube - Verb, 'To strike a person in the head (preferably on the jaw) with your fist, with intent to knock them out in one punch

Originated from the phrase; 'to cue' i.e. to injure someone utilising a snooker or pool cue

First conceived in Swansea, Wales:

"...so I cued him"

"Cubed him?"

"No. I hit him with the pool cue, but actually cubed sounds better"
"If he does that again, then I going to fucking cube him"

"He was being a cheeky cunt, so I cubed him"

"Fair play. She cubed her so hard, she went down like a sack of shit!"
by Swansea Brethren March 17, 2010
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Cubesexual

Someone attracted to square/cube shaped objects

Whether depicted in a media or something they see face to face
1.)Man did you see that animation of that character? That was hottt!
2.)Bruh that character is literally a cube with arms
1.)Dude, I'm cubesexual that's hottt
by irene the meth queen January 7, 2019
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