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crystal dove

A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.
Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.
by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012
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Crystal Russe

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"
by Raderade December 5, 2009
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Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond
by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018
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crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
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crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries
i made that girl have a crystal forest
by lefthanded May 1, 2016
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Crystal Villicana

Why are you looking up her name? Date her already wth? Damn does everything need a sign
Crystal Villicana is just the best. Period.
by Jeff067 September 17, 2019
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Virgil and Crystal

Means them being too weird fucks, bothering their friends on roblox...
YOO, Have you seen Virgil and Crystal, they were killin' cassie
by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019
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