Crispy Boy

An acne riddled adolescent or pre-teen.

Holy shit is Aaron a Crispy Boy.

by FlarpBanana December 16, 2017

crispy

a dry ass person trying to be recognized

your so crispy

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

crispy

stupid/dumb.....(briney spears)

"luis,the first time i told you i loved you, i felt so crispy"

by krystal March 4, 2004

crispy cream

deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.

"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"

by AJ 187 July 29, 2003

crispy fried

burnt to a fucking crisp

that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.

by yo dougie January 20, 2009

Crispy tender

When u deep fry your penis and then beat it

Oh yesterday cj and and lane had a crispy tender.

by Traffic4gays April 16, 2017

Rice crispy

Throwing fun snaps at a girl while she gives you head to "spice things up" in the bedroom

"You should rice crispy that girl for your anniversary. Make her snap crackle and pop"

by My boi skinni penis October 22, 2019