Creepy Crawler

A male who creeps behind his friends who is actually in the closet. He tries to get as close as he can in a dancing environment thinking that no one will notice him; and works. Eventually he will be found out as the guy who is a "Creepy Crawler".

Tom:"Man, this is going to be a fun night".
Jim(standind next to his friend Tom):"Yeah man, these girls are hott!"

Laurence(sneekingly while everyone is in a party mode not noticeing, he slides behind them with a sexual gesture that no straight man approves of)

Jim:"Man, what the hell? Back up you creepy crawler!"
Tim:"You gaying up the area. You always do some dumb shit!"

by Painkiller625 August 1, 2011

The crawdaddy grab

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.

Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.

by Karl Foote November 5, 2005

Clunge Crawler

Someone who is going out looking for clunge, someone on the pull. Similar to a 'Squirt Hunter'.

You are the best clunge crawler! Tonight we are definately clunge crawling!

by Squirthunter September 24, 2009

Crawler

Some who consistently gets rabbit-holed by reddit all day long - usually at work.

"Man, Lindsay is such a crawler, she’s always posting things from reddit to me on g-chat."

by LexOrandi January 11, 2012

mall crawling

walking very slow to an important destination as though it is only a regular mall trip

coach tells her athletes to stop mall crawling and get on the track

by asiaj0809469 October 31, 2011

kerb crawler

A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb

Hey buddy, nice kerb crawler you got there, shame about the mud on your Pirelli's though...

by ShadyCraig September 21, 2005

crawly fingers

The action of holding one's hands up and erratically flicking or wiggling all of their fingers about at a very fast pace. Used to display excitement or fear.

Examples of situations in which a person would employ crawly fingers:

Good - "I'm not going to fucking die!"

Bad - "I'm going to fucking die!"

by PocketAssReturn September 1, 2005