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Full Count

When you’re on a date, and it’s not going so well, but you still have a chance to impress.
Last night I had a full count, managed to get on base
Full Count by GreyPuppon March 4, 2022

kiss count 

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.
EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”
kiss count by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022

get count 

the number of people you have snogged
get count by Yo slug March 5, 2023

Kiss Count 

The number of people someone's kissed
Bro 1: What's your kiss count this year?
Bro 2: 3.
Bro 1: Damn I've got 6 just this week.
Kiss Count by anon54718463528 April 9, 2023

Thread Count 

The number of followers you have on Threads
I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.

bacon count 

the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
bacon count by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023