Carks

1) a slang word meaning breasts or tits.

Look at the carks on that girl!

by angellus00 July 8, 2010

cocks out madden

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.

Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.

by fartonq November 10, 2010

Cocksedge

Word of Scottish and Irish origin that is used to describe a family of small, cute, but sometimes annoying people.
Other uses include using the word as a derogatory term to insult those of higher social status.

Person 1: What does one think they are doing
Person 2:Shut Up you Cocksedge!

by CocksedgeJoker August 20, 2011

corkscrew

Really lame and gay rollercoaster at the theme park Seaworld on the Gold Coast in Australia. The line for the ride is so long, and yet its a peice of shit ride that lasts for 23 seconds. It's slow, not violent and its a pussy ride.
To think something is corkscrew is too think its not cool, lame, shit, gay, fucked, gooked etc

"That joke was fucking corkscrew"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

Egyptian Corkscrew

The act of a threesome, in which two guyz go in from the back and front at the same time, and revolve like a corkscrew going in and out while taking a piss.

An egyptian corkscrew is like a drill taking out a screw in a floorboard.

by dariluvz2bweird October 24, 2008

cocksaki dickwhole

When you take your cock and stick it in an unclothed male's taint area while eating a corn muffin. Then, after finishing the muffin, (cock still in taint) you put vaginal fluid mixed with cheese wizz and place it gently into a ugly fat girl's blueberry cunt.

Cream of fish asswholes, cocksaki dickwhole.

by Boobas December 30, 2008

Russian Corkscrew

I know the details; But I cannot tell you where the Russian part fits in, aside form russians are quite fucked up (usually, there are exceptions). OKies, When a chick takes shit from a guys ass (usually after giving a rim job), puts it all over his dick, they begin to fuck (her on top) and he spins her around on his penis. Some guys say they hate it, and some find it like their calling card. It varies by person.

-"I gave her the good Russian Corkscrew last night, but it was on a dare"
-"Yeah? Well I corkscrewed your mom one night and that's why you were born"

by SlacKtor (becca) May 13, 2006