McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch

My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm

by Sagitusnapitus January 05, 2021

Cooch-caine

The act of snorting coke from a girl’s thigh to coochie.

I want to do cooch-Caine off of Katie.

by Sheeplord August 02, 2020

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

Free cooching

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!

The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered

by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024

cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

cooch nutes

frogs in your cooch

person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes

by cooch nutes May 06, 2021

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 02, 2024