Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.

Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.

by vodkvh July 21, 2019

Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big

Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

by Bootymaster696969696969 August 8, 2019

Condom brownie

Shit filled condom.

I was at a kink party and found a condom brownie on the kitchen sink.

by Pseudoephedrine09 October 30, 2019

Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019