A program under which employees within a publicly traded company are hired for their job for no other reason than they are related to a high paid and/or high ranking employee. This person is characteristically under qualified, over paid, and lacking in contribution.
1.) The General Managers daughter just got hired as a new assistant that makes six people in the office on white-collar welfare.
2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
by CorpWorkerBee February 22, 2011
Get the White-Collar Welfare mug.A fashion very popular in Europe, that consists of a rich person wearing a shirt (usually very expensive brands) and popping its collar, which makes them look extremely trendy and attractive to hot European chicks. This is hated on by most americans.
European chick: “Holy sh*t!! Look at that fly guy rollin up in his BMW and his popped collar on his La Martina shirt for 500 Euro. He is soo hot and rocks the style.“
American: “Look at that fag, who thinks he’s cool cuz he’s from Europe and pops his collar.“
American: “Look at that fag, who thinks he’s cool cuz he’s from Europe and pops his collar.“
by #guywiththepoppedcollar January 30, 2012
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The act of turning the collar of a shirt (usually Polo, Lacoste, Vinyard Vines, or Brooks Brothers) up, creating an extremely cool effect.
Often hated by those who can't pull it off...
Often hated by those who can't pull it off...
Girl1: "Holy CRAP, that dude with the popped collar is friggin' HOT!!!"
Girl2: "I know, my panties just floated out of the bar!"
Girl2: "I know, my panties just floated out of the bar!"
by writerX October 31, 2007
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Breeze overcooked the Totino's and couldn't wait to scarf them, the burnt roof of her mouth was simply collateral damage for the delicious pleasure of pizza bites.
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Frank: Did you see that $150K brochure Bob had made?
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.
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