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dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019
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Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.
"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"
by Why Dude Why March 6, 2019
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Bikini Coffee

The original Bikini Coffee Shop was founded by two brother's in Salem, Oregon. It started with one newspaper article in the local paper. Followed by local television news channels. Soon after Bikini Coffee was featured on CNN for its bikini themed coffee shops. The news exposure launched Bikini Coffee to franchise it's business, landing an astonishing 71 franchisees their very first year of being a franchisor.
Bikini Coffee was founded in May 2007.
by JustTheFactsMaam June 6, 2018
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harlem coffee

Asking someone to go to coffee when you're really asking for a sex date. Taken from Marvel's Luke Cage from Netflix.
Luke asked the nurse lady if she wanted to get Harlem coffee sometime and the nurse told him that she did not want to have sex.
by UmmudChaaa January 26, 2018
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Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.
My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.
by mountain momma December 18, 2014
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Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).
"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."
by Pen Dragon May 3, 2013
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