pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs
I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.
by Dr Mo November 24, 2009
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Coconut Meat Beat

Everyone knows the inside of a coconut is called the meat right? Well while driving along and you just so happen to notice a white Car/ Truck/ Van/Jeep or whatever. You yell " Coconut Meat Beat" at the top of your lungs and aggressively Punch anyone near you in the shoulder. Make sure the victum of the "Coconut Meat Beat" saw the car or it doesnt count and the victum gets a free "Beat". Yes, I know there are many white cars around, but thats what makes it fun!
Coconut Meat Beat

(Howard Saw a white car)

Howard- " Cocnut Meat Beat" (Aggressively punches Frank)
Frank- "DAMNIT" I will get you next time!
by Henry Sr. Walter July 13, 2010
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were is my coconut

Guy 1- were is my coconut
Guy 2-OOF ON MY TOE
by Ima russian November 04, 2020
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Hot White Coconut

Cum, Come, Cumming, Coming, Jiz, Jizzing
He shook a Hot White Coconut from His Veiny Love Tree.
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Blue Coconut Dream

8 oz milk
2 tbsp sugar
2 shots of Malibu
and couple drops of blue food color dye

Mix it all together and enjoy your tropical paradise
Hey can I have a Blue Coconut Dream
Coming right up
by MykaIa August 04, 2011
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Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.
by Jackinbaby June 16, 2011
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Sweaty Coconuts

where the girl does all the work for the whole intercourse and uses her tits the whole time making them very sweaty, the the guy cums ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over her tits to cool them babies down
can you hurry up and shove it in cause so far i have had the sweaty coconuts!!!!!!
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