Major Cloog

A literal god, He has killed millions of furr- A literal groomer.

Person: Hey what happened to major cloog?
Person 2: He groomed minors, and he quit.

by psuedpo_cc July 3, 2024

five o’cloffic

A contraction of the phrase “5 o’clock traffic”

God I hate five o’cloffic!

by long live poland May 6, 2019

You’ve been cloonied

When you have been given the best opportunity to change your whole life around for fortune; successful ending.

Bro 1: Hey man this all I could come up with I worked so hard.

Bro 2: Sorry man, the doors behind just turn the knob and it’ll open so you can leave.
Bro 1: *leaves room with head down*

Bro 2 : Sike! You’ve been cloonied you’re getting everything you asked for, for the work you created man.

by ChinoOmo September 20, 2019