Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

Fuel System Cleaner drink

1 nip of high quality vodka in a glass of diet tonic water, may garnish with citrus.

Cleanses the body of toxins for the sake of both long life and fun. Pure clean, and clear! Don't drink if you are underage.

For clarity, please do not drink automotive system cleaner. That is something entirely different.

Customer: Hey bar tender! Hit me up with a Fuel System Cleaner drink!!!

by Music_Is_Forever June 4, 2022

Fuel System Cleaner

Nip of high quality vodka in a glass of diet tonic water, maybe garnish with citrus.

A Fuel System Cleaner is an alcohol beverage drink to clean out your body system from toxins and impurities.

Do not drink the fuel system cleaner that is put into cars! That is something different!

Customer: Hey bartender! Hook me with a Fuel System Cleaner!!

by Music_Is_Forever June 4, 2022

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Imus court street cleaner

A female licking a guys head that has a horseshoe hair cut.

OMG she’s giving him a Imus court street cleaner!

by Biggestfish69er April 14, 2024

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.

It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.

by MAGAdude April 10, 2025