chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.

How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!

by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017

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chunky don

A very chunky shit (usually taken after consuming mexican food) resembling the physique of Rosie O'Donnell.

"I don't feel so good...I feel a chunky don coming on"

by aps12345 September 28, 2017

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Chunky Kath

A 'Chunky Kath' is a term given to the girl of the friend group who is the most likely to pinch anything that can be consumed, be it the vodka at the pre-drinks, your flatmate's chezzie-blues or your other mate's chicken nuggets. This is a term coined in the North of England but usually in the Greater Manchester and Stockport area. It is a very localised saying, but every friend group has one. Traditionally these are also the girls who are most likely to deny they want anything until they see others with something - for example, when they begin the night out on cans of cider and finish on everyone else's spirits.

"You having another one of my nuggets? You're such a Chunky Kath!"
"Our Chunky Kath has nicked my vodka again"

by chloe1212 April 24, 2017

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chunkie butter

A chunky butter/chunkie butter is the opposite of a butterface -- so instead of her body being fine and her face unattractive, her face is fine and her body might be unattractive, or just a little chunky.

I've got a crush on that chunkie butter.

by JaviMor November 10, 2017

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