choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

Cooking the Beef Cheeks

The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.

Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.

by HR Pup & Stuff December 9, 2008

cooking point

The point where you can no longer pull something out of the fridge/cupboard and eat it without some basic cooking being involved first. Of course this varies with how far the individual is prepared to go to avoid the strain of preparing food properly (ergo eating raw bacon), but this can generally be regarded as the point when snacking no longer becomes a viable option.

Person A: 'It's all chicken strips and pizzas in the fridge dude, i'm getting dangerously close to cooking point.'

Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'

by McBeardyfaceIlovejonin July 12, 2010

Chocking on a clown dick

When some one laughs so hard they start chocking

Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick

by Anonymous bitch May 20, 2015

Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

by JohnMcCayne March 27, 2009

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013

cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals

dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl

by Bunkinstan February 10, 2017