Chav 

Council housing and violent

A parasitic infection originating in Northern England, but has spread to the whole country and beyond. Chavs will try to mark their territory by attempting to chip down the concrete curb with a hammer to make it easier for Siamese-strollers to get up and down on their daily trips to McDonalds.

Chav by Percy Thrillington September 24, 2020

Chav 

A chav is a girl version of Britain’s famous ‘roadman’.

Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.

They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.

Chav: Rahhh you’re bare jarrin innit look at this neekkkkk.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.

Chav by eznoob January 4, 2021

Chav 

Girls of the orange variety. This species is fairly easy to find as they live at McDonalds. They tend to have a frizzy bun and wear adidas clothes. common words they use: G, fam, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN MEEE THATS ALL I NEED YEAH. They smoke 10 packs a day, so follow the smoke trail to find your nearest fast food place. DO NOT APROACH BECAUSE THEY DISPLAY VERY THREATENING BEHAVIOUR. never let them do you're makeup or you will go around looking wasted. They often date people from the gif below

I saw a chav at maccy D's. She pulled a knife on me so I stole her chips and ran.

Chav by British check February 5, 2021

Chav 

Basically the people who are left behind in society in Britain, they often wear the same tracksuits and stuff, they might either have a Cex drawstring bag around them or a JD sports drawstring bag around them. They can be kinda racist too, I was once told to “go back to my country” by chav, chavs made up most of the BNP voters and a lot of EDL supporters were chavs, there is such thing as football chavs to which are basically chavs but there insanely into football

That chav just stole my damn bike

Chav by Leomclaren April 28, 2021

Chav 

Chav stands for: Council Housed and Violent.
This usually describes a person who lives on a council estate and looks scruffy, these people think that they are better than everyone and are usually found starting fights and being a general nuisance to the public.

Hey see that guy in the tracksuit there, he’s a chav.

Chav by Urmumsvag September 5, 2022

Chav 

A British stereotype.

Chavs are a relic from the 2000s characterized by violent and loud behaviour, being uneducated, living in low-income council estates / having a low-income, and wearing cheap sportswear brands. If something is of poor taste, chavs are all over it. Most chavs from the 2000s either grew out of it or became losers who peaked in high school.

chav: oiiiii long time no see mate, can ye giveiz a fag innit

Jamie, you're 27. Stop dressing like a teenager and get a life.

Chav by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022

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If a chav steals your bike, break his legs. Two birds, one stone; you get your bike back and society gets a little bit better.

Chav by Modex November 20, 2022