Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.
Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????
by Combative Carlton April 05, 2017
someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct
by Gerard Lauren July 18, 2020
Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.
"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"
by fuckpoo69 September 11, 2015
Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 12, 2019
Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 12, 2019
a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”
Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot
Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot
Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck
by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021