A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoes mug.Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."
"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."
by G-Dale November 26, 2017
Get the Douche Canoe mug.When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.
by Ricktorious November 8, 2020
Get the Double Canoe mug.A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
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when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.
by thedb63 November 2, 2020
Get the chippawa canoe mug.by Coco_Est_1972 July 29, 2022
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