Canoe

Common slang used to refer to feet, particularly feet that would be perceived larger than average.

"did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"

"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"

by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024

Ethiopian Canoe

A typical black pocket comb with no handle turned upside down.

Dude, your bed head is out of control! You can use my Ethiopian Canoe.

by Pudd of Rudd June 21, 2025

Douche Canoe

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

Kentucky Canoe

The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.

Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011

Cano

A slur often used by cano supporters. Directed at weaked headed minds who cannot handle sexy short italian men who happen to be racist.

Person 1: we should invite Cano to play with us
Person 2:AAUUGUHVBVUBH UHHGUBHNHGJB

by iamthesam June 13, 2022