When the non-boomer comes in contact with a boomer, the non-boomer will give advice to the boomer to "detox."
Boomer: I can't seem to learn how to function a computer.
Non-boomer: Sounds like you need a boomer detox.
Non-boomer: Sounds like you need a boomer detox.
by helloitsmeyourmom November 17, 2019
Get the boomer detox mug.Verb, past -tense. When a member of the Baby Boomer generation makes a mistake due to their age, usually in a technological setting.
by boomer_goofer September 30, 2020
Get the boomer-goofed mug.A group of hard working teens (zoomers) who deliver groceries to the elderly and immunocompromised (boomers) during the COVID-19 outbreak.
Dorothy, please have Zoomers to Boomers deliver our groceries today.
Zoomers to Boomers just dropped off organic and local produce with no delivery fee!
Zoomers to Boomers just dropped off organic and local produce with no delivery fee!
by SantaBarbaraNews April 3, 2020
Get the Zoomers to Boomers mug.People born towards the end of the baby boomer generation. Although they rode the coattails of the Golden age before them, dodged drafts, fought in no great wars, missed out on the civil rights movement. They let their political indifference and let greed consume them through midlife they now find themselves in the uncomfortable position of passing all the problems they created on the next generations without shouldering any of the responsibility. MAGA is their slogan but they had no part of making America great in the first place and surely won’t help its future.
“Man, David sure is a crotchety old geezer, isn’t he? All he does is whine about how the world has gone to hell but his generation is what brought us here.”
“Yeah he sure is a crybaby boomer”
“Yeah he sure is a crybaby boomer”
by BranMcRay May 1, 2019
Get the Crybaby boomer mug.Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.
"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."
by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021
Get the Boomer News mug.It’s the Covid version of a Suicide Bomber where a Boomer ignores the CDC, scientists, medical professionals, and millennials during a pandemic that ends up making themselves and others die or become extremely sick.
by CraigWho?! March 25, 2020
Get the Suicide Boomer mug.The tantrum thrown by grown middle to upper age white males and females who feel as if they have earned the right to always get their way and should be seen as superior to all others.
Karen pitched a boomer fit when the hairdresser told her they had no available appointments until the following week.
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