popup blocker

When you're on your ruble swag and you notice some guap cake and get excited, but it's actually just trash.

Chris wanted to hook up with that chick at the party, but sadly realized that she was only in to russian men and bmw's. What a popup blocker!

Person 1: Hey man is that megan fox. I can't really see it clearly from over here.

Person 2: Oh, dat thing! Nah, it's my old grandma.

Person 1: That's such a popup blocker!

by rubadub3 August 11, 2009

Booker

A term used for denying previous sexual intercourse with another person.

Person A: "You slept with Maria!"
Person B: "No I never!"
Person C: "That guy just did a Booker."

by Aidem Xobmucs August 24, 2011

Bickerment

A heated discussion which is not quite an arguement yet is more than simple bickering.

Person A: Man, you look like Hell!
Person B: I know! I slept on the couch last night after me and the gf bickered for awhile yet she said she did not want to argue. I guess it was more serious than I thought and was a bickerment.

by PC Kevlar November 21, 2009

boris becker

Similar to a tequila slammer or tequila suicide
1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hit it)
this imitates boris beckers serve where
his head is over the ball
then he throws the ball up
then hits the ball

I spent most of last night on the floor where i joined my lemon slices after a hard night of doing boris beckers

by A.B October 17, 2005

crop blocker

Deliberately cutting out (cropping) someone from a memorable moment captured on camera with intent to absorb all the glory and admiration of the photo taken with an attractive/famous person of the opposite sex. This calculated act of cruelty can lead to anxiety, depression, rage, disappointment, and most of all revenge! (Also known as photo sabotage)

When your seemingly best friend crops your face off while posting a picture of the two of you with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys to make it appear that she had him all to himself for the money shot. You anxiously await for the posting on a popular social networking site only to realize that your bff is nothing but an evil crop blocker! She has taken you out!

by quemonkey March 27, 2009

Blocker

Fat, fatter than a normal person. Usually found near a vending machine. Also know as a Walrus or Back Ally Walrus. Known to smell of a combination of bacon cheeseburgers and combos pretzel crackers. Normally seen without a mate due to horrendous nature. Should be captured and euthanized immediately if witnessed. Normally seen with multiple chins and doing walrus shuffle.

Use of term: Blocker, you're a fat fuck. Put the large pizza down and do some fucking work.

by Vagimpaler March 22, 2013

becker

A reference to a general feminine alcoholic drink such as a Appletini, cosmopolitan, blow job (Shot), Cake-Shot, wine coolers, etc.

Australian Origin.

John and Rick go to the bar together. John orders a beer, and Rick orders a cosmo.

John: "Holy, crap did you just order a becker?"

by mdsmed November 2, 2010