by David Cejmer October 16, 2017

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)
by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

by Bmw0524 September 4, 2011

by Thesselonious February 18, 2011

Full Blunt: adj
1) cool, dope
2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure
See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)
1) cool, dope
2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure
See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)
You fucked Chrystal from the bar last night?!? Full blunt.
I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.
My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.
Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.
I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.
My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.
Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.
by SandraIsTheDevil May 4, 2018

the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT
nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
by kraninki April 10, 2020

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!
That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!
Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!
Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh April 14, 2006
