Blendering

The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.

"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)

by TeacherBigRed!;) August 9, 2012

Blender

A non sexual object, if someone says you have a kink for blenders they aren't being honest.

Grab the blender, you want a smoothie bro?

by not not not benjamin December 28, 2021

Morningside blindshot

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town

Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"

by dikkietee October 9, 2008

Immersion Blender

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.

I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick

by feji August 21, 2010

Finger Blend

Process by which the index, middle, and thumb fingers maticulously blend both tobacco and medical marijuana in order to produce a spliff.

"Oh, bro nice Finger Blend on this spliff, it's hitting like a champ."

"Wow, you're right, the Finger Blend is a great way to evenly destribute the medical weed and tobacco for my spliffs."

by seanamiracle October 25, 2010

African blender

The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.

Dude me and two other guys did an African blender it was disgustingly awesome!

by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017

Caught in the Blender

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.

He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.

by Ajmontana May 28, 2019