barkevious

1. Completely screwed up in only a way Cleveland sports teams can mange

2. Marked by good intentions and poor execution

The 2013 Browns draft was so barkevious it made Tim Couch seem like a wise pick.

by WTNY April 25, 2013

billy barker

the guy who founded Barkerville, B.C. he is also the guy who struck it rich in the Gold Rush. the date was 1862 for his discovery.

billy barker founded barkerville. go figure.

by mgirl15 May 13, 2006

Barker

(1.) noun: A very unattractive woman. From dog, an animal which barks.

(1.) I went on a blind date with Alison, and found out that she's really a barker!

by the specter August 13, 2007

Barkin'

A combination of disgusting, smelly, stinky, trampy.

Oh my God mate, you are barkin'!

by Wilkywilkwilk June 1, 2010

Barkage

Absolute bollocks

"Why do you put your arms in the air before you kick a ball, PJ?"

"It makes sure I am balanced and helps me be symmetrical"

"You are talking utter barkage there, pal"

by goldfingers no.10 September 14, 2009

BARK BARK GRRR

'I love you' in dog language. A great way to express your love for someone when words aren't enough.

person 1 "I wanted to tell you something"
person 2 "Oh? What is it?"
person 1 "BARK BARK GRRR"
person 2 "Aw, I love you so very much too!"

by You matter ily <3 December 6, 2021

A Barkley

Charles Barkley. CB is know for his power to block incoming balls from the hoop. Similarly, a Cock Block (CB) is known to stop incoming balls from getting to their goal. A Barkley acts as a huge CB (Cock Block).

-Charles Barkley
-Your guy friend who is horny too
-Your guy friend who is better looking
-Your horny guy friend whoes not actually your friend
-A hot girl's fat friend

"That beez is such a barkley"

by jdhutch March 8, 2009