anti-birth

Slang for contraception

That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.

by escapedconvict March 14, 2012

birth reunion

A better name for birthday

Happy birth reunion Jade

by Heydudes January 14, 2018

Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks

I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby

by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

the birth

the beginning of something

"the birth of youtube"

by pollen01 March 26, 2024

Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025

mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child

My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth

by Maria_Rossa February 6, 2025