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Birthday Nut 

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."
Birthday Nut by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018

Birthday Friend 

A person you haven't talked to in exactly a year

But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you

Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
Birthday Friend by Longneckgang December 5, 2018

Birthday Game Party

Nester is a birthday game party
Nester is a birthday game party

Birthday High

When you are excited before, on and after your day of birth
Birthday High by OhMyLord911 September 14, 2019

Birthday Overdose 

A REALLY old person. Someone who has outlived the enjoyment in their lives.
Look at this wrinkley old broad. How is she managing to stay alive? Poor lady is suffering a birthday overdose over here..

Birthday feast

When the homies all buy you food for your birthday
Yo miguel got a birthday feast from kevin and the rest of the homies
Birthday feast by SLATT30555 November 28, 2019