bring a towel

Common advice for hookers.

"Don't forget to bring a towel."

"Maybe grab some condoms but don't forget to bring a towel."

by Hitler's Sister June 5, 2016

being alone

Hate everyone and everything but pretend not to have friends.

Miya is always being alone like tf is she? We want her to be our friends but she is not open “she keep everything lowkey”.

by Miyaaaaah August 23, 2021

just being alive

Dispite what the other definition said just being alive
Means living presently

just being alive means living chill

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs January 26, 2021

don't bring a gun to a knife fight

To bring a knife to a gun fight; to be inadequately prepared for something.
Likewise, bringing a gun to a knife fight,
To overreact and overthink Petty situations

You don't bring a gun to a knife fight as it isn't a serious matter. it isn't a matter of your life and death or your money and legacy.
He brought a knife to a gun fight that day when he was watching everyone else's presentations

by InformationLibrary December 2, 2017

Being an Alton

Being a douchebag, not unlike Alton Brown of the Food Network.

That guy? He's being an Alton and dancing on pregnant women with soccer cleats on.

by Father Crunkle December 11, 2011

Being afraid

Being afraid is the state you are in after a terrorist attack. After a shooting in your school or people going in Charlie Hebdo to kill you because you speak your mind. Being afraid is when you jump when they are fireworks and no one told you. It's when you want to cry because a plate broke. It's when you don't want to go to school because you never know what could happen. It's when you run away from someone asking you the time when it's dark out. It's when you only cry at night because you're supposed to be okay since you're best friend or you mother or you brother died more than 2 years ago.
It's when you write it's definition in an online dictionary because you need at least one person to read it, to understand your pain. Because 6 years ago your neighbor killed a bunch of kids in a Jewish school. The same neighbor who told you "hi" every morning.

I am AFRAID to go to the grocery store.
It's like being afraid is normal.

by Just another French girl November 24, 2018

Being an Alex

Being an Alex is when you bitch and complain about everything that inconveniences you. Even if it is for the better/safety of someone else.

Kim (hysterical) : "I lost my $75,000 diamond earring in the ocean!!"
Kourtney: "Kim, there are literally people dying. Stop being an Alex"

by AnnieSee June 24, 2020