council of beetroot

The new council which over threw the beloved Council Of Water sheep is now the protector of bro land.

Let’s all praise the council of beetroot

by Lollopolol September 14, 2019

hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.

"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."

by staciekins86 May 23, 2011

Wife Beater

T-shirt without sleaves. In the movies you see men that hit their women. Usually they are drunk and wearing these t-shirts.

Bubba got his wife beater on.

by lilvoyce May 28, 2006

Beetardio

An Italian Beetard

Dude, you're such a beetardio

by TArrence+PHILLIP September 26, 2003

beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring

dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce

by the big banana March 17, 2011

Better Than Juan

When you're better than juan

when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.

by BetterThanJuan December 27, 2016

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018