beaner-lover

When a white or any woman likes Mexican guys.

T: dude your ex is a beaner-lover now.

M: ya I know.

T: such a downgrade you guys were perfect.

by Maks29 May 5, 2016

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

by Osama llama March 15, 2010

Beaner

Every single resident of Canyon county Idaho

guy one: "hey man"
guy two: "yeah"
guy one: "look at that fucking beaner in the Lincoln Navigator, wih Gonzalez in the back window"
guy two: "disturbing!"

by destroyer of vaginas April 3, 2009

beanerfied

A taco without a bean.

Your taco has been beanerfied.

by laughalot6701 September 20, 2009

Choco Beaner

Dark skinned mexican

George Lopez is a choco beaner

by Spunk hefro July 28, 2009

Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

Jelly Beaner

A female boner.

Gave that girl such a jelly beaner.

by kodsemel February 2, 2015